[ Oh sure, it's all fun and games and laughing at "demo-mordor" until one shows up. Then suddenly that's totally fine to have in the ol' vernacular.
Okay, he's not actually thinking that (yet). Thinking as a process mostly stops when it comes to "hm a person I know is banging on the door and sounds freaked out," because that's just kind of a regular life category anymore. Weird deadly shit.
TRIED AND TRUE PROCESS:
Open the door, yank Eddie in by the sleeve, and stand between Eddie and the door wielding a pair of kitchen shears, like he expects Actual Satan to kick it down.
Look.
Take no chances, okay. ]
I swear to god, Munson, if it wrecks this apartment, you're the one explaining to my roommates!
[ Clearly the demo-mordor would have inevitably always happened. ]
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Okay, he's not actually thinking that (yet). Thinking as a process mostly stops when it comes to "hm a person I know is banging on the door and sounds freaked out," because that's just kind of a regular life category anymore. Weird deadly shit.
TRIED AND TRUE PROCESS:
Open the door, yank Eddie in by the sleeve, and stand between Eddie and the door wielding a pair of kitchen shears, like he expects Actual Satan to kick it down.
Look.
Take no chances, okay. ]
I swear to god, Munson, if it wrecks this apartment, you're the one explaining to my roommates!
[ Clearly the demo-mordor would have inevitably always happened. ]