She frowns, looking back at the door she just came through and opening it, expecting to see a field, grass, trees, a set of quaint row houses, maybe the sound of her neighbor Elizabeth’s endless chattering through the entirely too-thin walls, and beyond that, the grand vista of the forests and mountains of the west.
What instead, she finds, is simply another office.]
Hello? Is anyone there?
[They don’t look like the offices she’s used to, everything is…strange. Less wood, more metal, it all looks so…dreadfully dull.]
Lee?
[Perhaps this is all some sort of trick. Or perhaps she’s dreaming.]
I applaud your use of theatrics, the design of this joke is simply incredible…
B. 50 Steps
[She’s always had a flair for the dramatic. And there’s nothing more dramatic than being hurled into a new world filled with magic and supernatural beings. It’d be a lark if it wasn’t so dangerous, the future was incredible and she’s thoroughly delighted to see it with her own eyes.
Maybe that spirit of adventure is a little too much when she decides to go to the cemetery to investigate with you.
She latches onto your arm as soon as they enter the alleged area of mystery. She waves her other hand out in a grand gesture as she grins.]
Our first adventure—our first investigation, even! Oh, to be like a detective, you know I once played a detective in the Detective. I followed around a real detective for a week but we didn’t leave on the most cordial of terms, I mean, what else was I supposed to do to get in the role, and it’s not like spending every second of the day with them is all that strange—
[No, she hasn’t stopped to take a breath. And no, she won’t stop talking.]
C. The Lobster Clause
[Good luck to whoever is in the van. Because Rosemary will regale you with tales of all the posh and expensive restaurants and dinners that she’s been to.]
Oh, it’s a dream, really, and you should have seen how absolutely exquisite this particular lobster was. Picture it—the finest porcelain plates. The music, gently trickling in through the air. An aura of expensive tastes just…permeating the atmosphere.
[Did you try and not meet her gaze? It won’t save you. She’ll probably grab your arm and keep going—]
It was the same time I was performing in The Lost Princess and I was, in fact, playing the lost princess—-
D. World Wide Web - Network cw: body horror
[The internet is baffling. Phones, phones are just as baffling. Internet on phones are even more baffling.
The fact that she can shop and buy things without having to leave her room? The fact that she can catch up on all the latest gossip with but the push of a button?
Delightful.
She’s a quick learner and one day she comes across the odd search. How strange!
The extra finger that turns up?
Even stranger!]
un: AskMaryRose
Dearest readers,
Today it is I who am the one who needs advice.
It seems that a popular ‘search’ seems to be about the removal of body parts.
Dear reader, you must understand the horror that has befallen me.
My beautiful hand, slender, perfect, really, has been maimed with the sudden addition of another finger. As if it was simply a duplicate of my pointer finger, it just appeared, as if it had always belonged there.
It’s lovely, honestly, perfectly formed and not odd at all, save for the fact it’s simply one too many.
What am I to do, dear reader?
How on earth am I to wear my gloves?
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Rosemary LeVeaux Coulter | When Calls the Heart | OTA
[This is not her home.
She frowns, looking back at the door she just came through and opening it, expecting to see a field, grass, trees, a set of quaint row houses, maybe the sound of her neighbor Elizabeth’s endless chattering through the entirely too-thin walls, and beyond that, the grand vista of the forests and mountains of the west.
What instead, she finds, is simply another office.]
Hello? Is anyone there?
[They don’t look like the offices she’s used to, everything is…strange. Less wood, more metal, it all looks so…dreadfully dull.]
Lee?
[Perhaps this is all some sort of trick. Or perhaps she’s dreaming.]
I applaud your use of theatrics, the design of this joke is simply incredible…
B. 50 Steps
[She’s always had a flair for the dramatic. And there’s nothing more dramatic than being hurled into a new world filled with magic and supernatural beings. It’d be a lark if it wasn’t so dangerous, the future was incredible and she’s thoroughly delighted to see it with her own eyes.
Maybe that spirit of adventure is a little too much when she decides to go to the cemetery to investigate with you.
She latches onto your arm as soon as they enter the alleged area of mystery. She waves her other hand out in a grand gesture as she grins.]
Our first adventure—our first investigation, even! Oh, to be like a detective, you know I once played a detective in the Detective. I followed around a real detective for a week but we didn’t leave on the most cordial of terms, I mean, what else was I supposed to do to get in the role, and it’s not like spending every second of the day with them is all that strange—
[No, she hasn’t stopped to take a breath. And no, she won’t stop talking.]
C. The Lobster Clause
[Good luck to whoever is in the van. Because Rosemary will regale you with tales of all the posh and expensive restaurants and dinners that she’s been to.]
Oh, it’s a dream, really, and you should have seen how absolutely exquisite this particular lobster was. Picture it—the finest porcelain plates. The music, gently trickling in through the air. An aura of expensive tastes just…permeating the atmosphere.
[Did you try and not meet her gaze? It won’t save you. She’ll probably grab your arm and keep going—]
It was the same time I was performing in The Lost Princess and I was, in fact, playing the lost princess—-
D. World Wide Web - Network
cw: body horror
[The internet is baffling. Phones, phones are just as baffling. Internet on phones are even more baffling.
The fact that she can shop and buy things without having to leave her room? The fact that she can catch up on all the latest gossip with but the push of a button?
Delightful.
She’s a quick learner and one day she comes across the odd search. How strange!
The extra finger that turns up?
Even stranger!]
un: AskMaryRose
Dearest readers,
Today it is I who am the one who needs advice.
It seems that a popular ‘search’ seems to be about the removal of body parts.
Dear reader, you must understand the horror that has befallen me.
My beautiful hand, slender, perfect, really, has been maimed with the sudden addition of another finger. As if it was simply a duplicate of my pointer finger, it just appeared, as if it had always belonged there.
It’s lovely, honestly, perfectly formed and not odd at all, save for the fact it’s simply one too many.
What am I to do, dear reader?
How on earth am I to wear my gloves?
E. Wildcard - Anything goes! Hit me up at