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➥ Arrival

Photo of a modern office building from the outside. There is a manicured lawn with several trees and bushes. To the left side of the photo, there is a waterbody with reeds around the fringes. There is a purple gradient filter over everything.
(cw: potential for severe disorientation/vertigo, claustrophobia, arachnophobia, body horror)

It happens in the blink of an eye. You may have been asleep. You may not have. You may have stepped through a door or turned a corner. You may have seen a flicker of something at the corner of your vision and turned to look. Or maybe you didn't.

It doesn't matter. What matters is that you find yourself somewhere entirely new and entirely unfamiliar. The arrival point is not always the same. (If you're lucky, it might be a canteen or an open office. If you're not, well... you aren't claustrophobic, are you? Or arachnophobic. These ducts do seem to be a bit cobwebby.) You might even arrive in a section of building that has been demolished, leaving a pit of rubble open to the sky–hope you're up on your tetanus shots! There is no one waiting for you but you don’t seem to be alone, either. Even in a janitor’s closet or the bathroom, you’ll find at least one person who seems to be just as out of place as you are. The one exception is the demolition zone off what used to be one corner of the building: it seems the security teams are keeping a particularly close eye on that area to document new arrivals and bring them in quickly.

If characters have arrived in a location devoid of NPCs, they may want to work together to figure out what is going on... or to avoid their 'kidnappers.' If you’ve arrived in the middle of the entry foyer or the gym, there may well be a few people who startle a bit at your arrival and try to approach (or discreetly leave the room... where are they going?). Will you cooperate or fight? Do you even understand what they're saying? You might need to find a translator, if you’re not immediately willing to follow a stranger.

After characters follow their new hosts (or are forcibly taken in) there will be a limited tour and the chance to settle in at the ADI-provided housing. (Do you enjoy living with strangers? Well. It's a new situation to navigate, anyway.)


➥ 50 Steps

Photo of an overgrown graveyard in a forest. Several white headstones are fallen over or broken.
(cw: ghosts, hallucinations, warped reality, character death)

Rumors have been growing in recent weeks about an abandoned and overgrown cemetery just outside of Gloucester. The Alden Pond Burial Ground is a forested, 20-acre parcel that seems to have been part of the Village of Greenfield, which was a trapper's outpost around the same time as Dogtown. It was abandoned in the late 1800s after a bloody massacre, and has long since fallen to ruin. There are occasional tours around the area, particularly ghost tours in October. The rest of the year, it stands on ostensibly public lands and is open to explorers of all stripes.

Some of the most recent visitors claim to have received visions of their death from a ghostly undertaker after climbing the long stairway located in the graveyard. Some say you can tell if the vision is a real premonition by counting the number of stairs you climb and descend in the graveyard. If the number is the same going up as going down, the vision is false. If you have an extra step, 51 going down, though… then you will have seen your true death before you.

Those visiting the park will find it difficult to avoid the prominent (if poorly maintained) steps leading from a lower level to a higher level in the graveyard. It's not that there's some force compelling you toward it, but the place seems to warp and contort itself to always lead back to those steps. Should you resist too stridently, you might find yourself bludgeoned by some unseen foe and knocked to the ground. This assault seems to break the hold on those stubborn enough to avoid the stairs so that they can leave the graveyard.

For those who do walk the steps… it's a quiet affair as the world seems to hush with each step further until it's absolute silence at the top. For just a moment, the grinning visage of something appears before it's gone again and you're gripped by a viscerally intense vision of your own demise. This might be your true death back home, an imagined death, or even a second death for those who seem to have been brought back from the brink of death in Gloucester. You have seen your own demise, though, do with that what you will. And count the steps on the way down… some of you may find an extra one at the end.


➥ The Lobster Clause

Photo of a Caucasian man in a wetsuit holding a large yellow lobster with black and white-spotted legs. He appears to be on a boat.
(cw: bug-adjacent imagery (lobsters); unnaturally large lobster; altered mental states; animal cruelty (though the animal in question is an Avatar))

Lobsters do not stop growing and do not die of old age. They die when they become too large to properly molt.

What first crossed an ADI researcher's desk as a joke from the internet has abruptly led to a very real, if maybe underwhelming, investigation and apocalypse prevention mission. Memes have circulated about a lobster god for a few years now without representing anything of actual concern, but near the end of March a TikTok video showing an upsettingly large crustacean went viral before suddenly being taken down and the associated account deleted.

After some sleuthing, ADI has been able to trace the video and other brief social media appearances of the self-proclaimed "Cult of the Leviathan" to the basement of a residence in nearby Ipswich. Municipal records show several calls from concerned neighbors in recent weeks, with officials suspecting that a gas leak or carbon monoxide buildup could be responsible for neighbors' strange, unsubstantiated claims of having felt the ground tremble and heard strange, booming sounds in the area. So far, though, crews sent out to investigate have been unable to find the source of the gas suspected to be causing hallucinations.

Following recon by investigator Rae Hargrave, who adamantly denies charges that she took on the mission to avoid her administrative duties at headquarters, the higher-ups have determined that while the Leviathan is, however incredibly, a viable threat, the situation doesn't call for a particularly elaborate solution. The phrase "smash and grab" is uttered multiple times during the mission briefing, before volunteers load up into a couple company vans for an apocalypse-averting day trip.

The plan really is simple. Smash down the front door, grab the giant lobster out of the basement. Everyone on the mission is under strict orders not to harm the residents of the house or anyone else they might encounter except in self defense, and to keep their faces hidden. They'll figure out how to kill the so-called Lobster Leviathan back at headquarters if someone doesn't manage to do it on the drive home.

Upon breaking and entering, investigators will be struck by an overwhelming feeling of how small and vulnerable they are, how soft and small and weak against a great presence in this house. In the basement they will find a gaggle of people splayed out on the floor around a stock tank, weeping hysterically. This, it seems, is the Cult of the Leviathan: a bunch of millennial jokesters now swept up in the suddenly very real worship of a suddenly very real Leviathan Lobster God. Approaching the tank, there is a sense of something huge, powerful, and malevolent waiting to pull you down into the depths and drown you there.

But this is why ADI sent a mob, a collective hammer rather than a singular scalpel. Be brave, and you can come near enough the tank to actually set eyes on the Lobster Leviathan. Be braver still in cooperation with those around you and you can haul the creature out into the light of day, and from thence into one of the company vans. In truth, the Lobster Leviathan is "only" six feet long–a terrible size for a lobster, but not an unmanageable size for a monster. Try to remember that every step of the way; forget for a moment and you, too, will feel the ground tremble and fall to the earth in terrified awe of this creature.


➥ The World Wide Web

Screenshot of a Google search bar with the words 'how to rotate your eyes' in the bar.
(cw: Paranoia, warped perception of reality, body horror, implication of intended self-harm)

As useful as phones are in our lives, sometimes it’s easier or more preferable to settle in at a computer, or maybe you simply didn’t have a choice. Whether you’re within ADI or out in the town, computers are everywhere, they see all your secrets and hear all your fears. The evidence lies in an open search history, seemingly left on accident:

“How to rotate your eyes.”

How strange. The next one you notice isn’t much better.

“Working nose growth methods.”

People seem to be having an odd string of searches. Maybe. Or maybe there’s something else to blame. Maybe your neighbor isn’t your neighbor. Anyone who’s been here long enough in ADI can tell you there was a stint of time when people’s copies were running amok…those had to come from somewhere. Maybe they were grown. Or maybe these are messages, warning you of those around you. Those who aren’t quite right. When was the last time you really looked into your friend’s eyes? Maybe they aren’t quite turning right. Did their nose always have that little curve in it?

It’s the search you find next that really stars the gears turning: “How to get rid of excess body parts?”

Why…what a good question. Is that an odd bump that you hadn’t noticed before? Maybe you were wrong all along, maybe it isn’t about copies growing themselves (maybe….unless…) maybe it’s something in the water. Something slipped to you behind your back to grow extra parts and harvest them. Well, not if you get there first! How many fingers do you really need…?



➥ Mod Notes
  • ARRIVAL (April 1-30): Two people will almost always arrive in the same general location together. Arrivals occur throughout the early month, not all on the same day or in the same place. Arrivals are not naturally fluent in English/other languages immediately upon arrival. Characters may attempt to evade capture, but they will eventually be snagged before they can leave the building (or the rubble that used to be part of the building). PC's already in-game are more than welcome to interact with and try to guide new PC's to get them oriented. Please refer to the Arrival page for details regarding the arrival and onboarding process, as well as information about the state of ADI Headquarters.

  • 50 STEPS (April 1-30): Characters will be able to catch public buses to the Alden Pond Burial Ground. This is a wholly fictional place and town, so don't worry too much about finding it on a map. It's a good 15 miles out of Gloucester on the way to Manchester-by-the-Sea. Characters who are bludgeoned will not be able to find their assailants. Characters who see visions of their deaths will feel like they are living through their own demise. Anyone with them at the same time will witness that death, as well, as if an observer in the scene. For pairs, this means that they will experience both their own death and that of their partner's.

  • THE LOBSTER CLAUSE (April 1-4): Research and briefing will take place April 1-3, with the mission itself taking place on April 4. Characters who do further digging into the Cult of the Leviathan can piece together that the "cult" appears to have formed around five years ago when two of the individuals now cowering in the basement caught an unusually large (i.e. three foot long) lobster and decided to keep it and see how big it could grow. Until recently the "cult" appears to have been nothing beyond a joke among friends. Reports of hallucinations in the neighborhood coincide with a sudden, rapid increase in the lobster's size in the first months of 2023. Admiring the lobster's size, admitting one's fear of the lobster, or otherwise engaging with the idea of the Lobster Leviathan as anything more significant than a big lobster will result in characters experiencing overwhelming feelings of being tiny and insignificant in the face of their new lobster god. Characters who attempt to fight or kill the lobster will find its shell impermeable; attempts to kill it will be unsuccessful until it is brought back to headquarters and boiled, which does kill it.

  • WORLD WIDE WEB (April 1-20): Following these search results yourselves will lead to all kinds of conspiracy theory pages on par with mole-people propaganda, but something akin to implying plant people exist. Or rather, that people can grow like plants and the government doesn’t want you to know. The shrewd eye might notice that there is one website that keeps popping up, a place for recycling and environmentally friendly fertilizer solutions, sponsored to be one of the top results, it shows. Most disturbingly, however, it is not paid to show up on the search result borne of asking about disposing of body parts. Unfortunately, the plant where the soil is shipped from is not listed and the only contact is a P.O. Box in Idaho. Paranoia side-effects and perceived lumps can last hours or days, up until the 20th when all effects abruptly end. Any fingers or noses or anything else, extra or otherwise, lopped off over that time span will not grow back.
hellojon: (fill out your paperwork)

Elias Bouchard / The Magnus Archives / ota

[personal profile] hellojon 2023-04-01 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
arrival
Well. This is unexpected. Elias wakes up in a supply closet. It takes him a while before someone comes by to help him out - the door is 100% locked. But eventually, some kind soul lets him out. Their mistake.

At that point, more than a little annoyed by all of this, decides to go exploring. Yes, he does Know a lot already. Opening himself up to the Eye gives him a fair amount of information, even if it's mostly background. But there's a certain something to walking around and checking on everything yourself. So hi there, ADI. There's a bureaucratic looking asshole poking his nose in everything.

lobster clause
Yeah, Elias isn't fighting that lobster. That's what he has assistants for! So instead, as people suit up, he lingers at the sidelines, watching and observing, seeing how ADI would take care of this threat.

There is quite a lot less destruction than some of the people in his world might do. He doesn't want to think about how Gertrude Robinson would take down a lobster like that. Probably mercilessly.

So after the briefing, Elias will walk up to somebody, giving them a little nod before asking, "Is this sort of monster hunting common here?"

world wide web
How to rotate your eyes.

Admittedly, that does get a sensible little chuckle from Elias. The other search results...less so. He sits down at one of the computers, scrolling through the search history before adding a few terms of his own, names from his world that he might as well double check to see if they're here.

When he spots one of the other people pulled in from ADI, he looks up to ask, "Might I have a moment of your time? There's something I want to double check."

( ooc: please check out the permissions post for this trash man! )
Edited 2023-04-01 20:34 (UTC)
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arrival (for funsies)

[personal profile] compellingstatement 2023-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an unexpected day all around. The world is at an end, the Dread Powers have entered their reality and-

Jon finds himself in some sort of air duct. He feels disoriented, confused, more than a little sick. Where is Martin? God, his head is pounding. Are air ducts supposed to be this big? Isn't that only in movies and video games? Why can't he sense anything? It's like being in the Buried. Everything is muffled.

He wriggles his way forward until he comes to a vent. Look out below because that's getting banged on until it falls... followed by half an Archivist. Jon hangs out of the ceiling feeling more than a little queasy as he looks around and spots-

"Elias." There's confusion, venom, fear. If this is hell, somehow, he wants to talk to the management about whom he's spending his eternity in proximity of.
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[personal profile] musicdied 2023-04-01 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If someone's masochistic enough to make the climb in the Alden Pond Burial Ground more than once, will they experience the same vision each time, or will it vary?
ferriswheelsandfootball: (Default)

[personal profile] ferriswheelsandfootball 2023-04-01 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
For World Wide Web, can someone grow something as functional or large as an entire arm or eye? And if changes aren’t lopped off, are they permanent?
hellojon: (ew no)

Re: arrival (for funsies)

[personal profile] hellojon 2023-04-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Fortunately, neither of them are at their best. Jon finds Elias as he's slamming his shoulder into the door, trying to outright force it open, break the lock, weaken the structure or something. As Jon falls through the air vent, he's treated to a sad sounding thud, a thud which is absolutely going to give him a nasty bruise.

As he hears Jon's voice, Elias turns around to look...up? Up. Up at the Archivist. Ever the calm and collected (because he does not want to show how annoyed he is), he replies with a plain and simple,

"Hello Jon." Pause. Frown. "Do you need any help getting down from there?"
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Rosemary LeVeaux Coulter | When Calls the Heart | OTA

[personal profile] onceplayed 2023-04-02 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
A. Arrival

[This is not her home.

She frowns, looking back at the door she just came through and opening it, expecting to see a field, grass, trees, a set of quaint row houses, maybe the sound of her neighbor Elizabeth’s endless chattering through the entirely too-thin walls, and beyond that, the grand vista of the forests and mountains of the west.

What instead, she finds, is simply another office.]


Hello? Is anyone there?

[They don’t look like the offices she’s used to, everything is…strange. Less wood, more metal, it all looks so…dreadfully dull.]

Lee?

[Perhaps this is all some sort of trick. Or perhaps she’s dreaming.]

I applaud your use of theatrics, the design of this joke is simply incredible

B. 50 Steps

[She’s always had a flair for the dramatic. And there’s nothing more dramatic than being hurled into a new world filled with magic and supernatural beings. It’d be a lark if it wasn’t so dangerous, the future was incredible and she’s thoroughly delighted to see it with her own eyes.

Maybe that spirit of adventure is a little too much when she decides to go to the cemetery to investigate with you.

She latches onto your arm as soon as they enter the alleged area of mystery. She waves her other hand out in a grand gesture as she grins.]


Our first adventure—our first investigation, even! Oh, to be like a detective, you know I once played a detective in the Detective. I followed around a real detective for a week but we didn’t leave on the most cordial of terms, I mean, what else was I supposed to do to get in the role, and it’s not like spending every second of the day with them is all that strange—

[No, she hasn’t stopped to take a breath. And no, she won’t stop talking.]

C. The Lobster Clause

[Good luck to whoever is in the van. Because Rosemary will regale you with tales of all the posh and expensive restaurants and dinners that she’s been to.]

Oh, it’s a dream, really, and you should have seen how absolutely exquisite this particular lobster was. Picture it—the finest porcelain plates. The music, gently trickling in through the air. An aura of expensive tastes just…permeating the atmosphere.

[Did you try and not meet her gaze? It won’t save you. She’ll probably grab your arm and keep going—]

It was the same time I was performing in The Lost Princess and I was, in fact, playing the lost princess—-

D. World Wide Web - Network
cw: body horror


[The internet is baffling. Phones, phones are just as baffling. Internet on phones are even more baffling.

The fact that she can shop and buy things without having to leave her room? The fact that she can catch up on all the latest gossip with but the push of a button?

Delightful.

She’s a quick learner and one day she comes across the odd search. How strange!

The extra finger that turns up?

Even stranger!]


un: AskMaryRose

Dearest readers,

Today it is I who am the one who needs advice.

It seems that a popular ‘search’ seems to be about the removal of body parts.

Dear reader, you must understand the horror that has befallen me.

My beautiful hand, slender, perfect, really, has been maimed with the sudden addition of another finger. As if it was simply a duplicate of my pointer finger, it just appeared, as if it had always belonged there.

It’s lovely, honestly, perfectly formed and not odd at all, save for the fact it’s simply one too many.

What am I to do, dear reader?

How on earth am I to wear my gloves?

E. Wildcard - Anything goes! Hit me up at [plurk.com profile] indymica

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lobster clause

[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-02 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no idea."

Lee has been listening from the back, hands in his pockets, his expression one of faint incredulity and mirth.

It's been a couple of long days and a lot of processing. From being transported to the 21st century to the marvels of modern technology and the futuristic apartments, the lobster briefing has been the cherry on top. He's taking it all in with the mild amusement of a man who hasn't been here for long and still wonders if this might be a bizarre dream or some actual grand adventure.

And who would be strangely okay with either.

"Do you think it's safe to eat? From the images I've seen, you could feed an entire town with that thing."

Just thinking practically here.
nevershutdown: (17)

d

[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-02 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Now. It's not easy to throw him for a loop but today? He is, as these modern people might say, thoroughly yeeted.]

You grew another finger?

[He's reading it once. He's checking it twice. He's gotta find out... well. If he actually got this right. Did he get this right?]

Just to clarify: You now have six fingers on your hand.

On one hand.

The same hand?
onceplayed: (:o)

[personal profile] onceplayed 2023-04-02 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes to all of it!

It's so dreadful. You'll think it's hideous, you musn't see it.

Though admittedly it is nice, as hideous hands go. When I say hideous, I mean that in only the generalest of senses, not that it's actually hideous.
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3/3

[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-02 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

The way I see it, there's two things we must do now.

One, we'll get you to a doctor so that finger can be thoroughly examined.

Two, we'll have to buy you a new ring to make it feel welcome.
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Michelangelo “Mikey” Hamato 🐢 Rise of the TMNT

[personal profile] ohmigosh 2023-04-02 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
arrival left vague to accommodate any location!

[ Mikey loves being alone and in the dark in a completely silent environment. That is a lie, he hates it, he’s terrified and sweating bullets and wants to cling to a brother or sister like his life depended on it. Shrinking into his shell as much as he can manage without it straining for some reason, he chirps and jumps up at the sight of another figure like a shocked kitten.

He will take a conveniently found stranger too. He is genuinely happy to not be alone, but realizing this might not be NYC, he hastily brings out one of their lines from rehearsal: ]


Hiii, so this is my costume, how are ya?

[ tries to grab onto something to lean against and just paws at the air ]

50 steps rise of the tmnt movie spoilers

[ obviously everyone is pulling some kind of messed up prank. ]

Death visions… yeah, no one wants to mess with those! It’s a very stupid idea. And here I am, standing here, like I’ve got something to prove.

[ no his knees are not wobbling your knees are wobbling!!! ]

Ugh, curse you my horoscope for challenging me to face my future! What does that even mean!? Why am I still listening to you while you’re directing me to a literal graveyard!?

[ after another huff, he exhales ]

Right, right. Nothing to fear but fear itself, baby. Let’s do this. Just a nice walk. Nothing is gonna happen.

[ the graveyard is pretty shabby, but it was beautiful in its own way. melancholic, as any end of the road would be while surrounded by lush trees. Mikey actually wishes he brought a sketchbook. he contemplates his phone camera for a second, before relenting because he doesn’t want to take any ghosts with him. at that thought, he gulps, and begins to count while walking again.

it is with another step down, that he freezes in place. voices different, but familiar to those he already knew. himself, his brother, and his brother’s future pupil. ]


It’ll take everything I have.

I know. But this is our last chance. It’s our only chance.


[ spectating within his own eyes, and he sees his future self prepare a mystic ritual. this was it, the mastery their friend from the future had told him about. red lights surrounded the trio, baying of giant, ferocious beasts. a crack split within the sky, growing larger. cracks that formed and spread along from his fingers to his arms. ]

Master Michelangelo, no! You’re gonna —

[ he sees flashes of many things. too many things. a lifetime of hardship and loss, and the warmth of loved ones gone ahead. Master Michelangelo turns to give the panicked boy a reassuring smile and wink. he opens his arms into a final tear. and then there was nothing.

the Mikey back in the present fell to his knees. for a while, and perhaps you were either there when this happened to share his vision or just found him after, he was just a boy sitting there at the steps, crying. ]


the lobster clause

[ count on the ADI teens to be all in the know of this big lobster business. Mikey swung up his hand to volunteer immediately, and he’s happily chatting away with anyone next to him, or just anyone in earshot. ]

I’m just saying, that’s a lot of seafood, eh? Eh? And lobster is expensive as is.

[ the ADI intentions of bringing a hobbyist kid chef to this mission are unclear but at least he’s taking it seriously in his own way ]

Sure, it might be a god, but that just means it’ll taste like heaven. I’ve missed one divine meal, I am not missing another!
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Lee Coulter | When Calls the Heart | ota

[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-02 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
i. arrival

[So Lee took the tour. Went through all the disbelief, the awe, the mild existential crisis. Freaked out about the future some (okay, a lot). Asked about a million questions a very social and curious guy from the 1900s would ask.

Does he believe or can he fully grasp what is happening here yet? Not really.

Will he be completely overwhelmed and overstimulated once this day is over? Absolutely.

But for now he's just walking around, fascinated and utterly delighted at the wonders he encounters. Everything gets inspected, every button is pressed. Pictures and videos are taken and the wonders of the tablet thoroughly explored.

Everyone is greeted with a firm handshake and pure, unending, extroverted energy before he moves on to go to town. Except he doesn't really get far.]


Oh!

[He just stops and stares, hands up in utter disbelief when he sees a modern motorcycle parked near ADI's headquarters. His face lights up like a Christmas tree and he circles it once, twice, with the giddy energy of a kid in a toy shop.]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. ... Hey! Hey, do you mind taking a picture of me with this?

[He just hurries over to the next best person walking by, pushing his tablet in their hands.]

Thank you!

[And back he goes, posing next to the motorcycle with utter glee.]

Do you know where I can get one of these?



ii. 50 steps

[He's not superstitious. Far from it. And while lately, he's shown up to church more often than he used to, he's still fairly in the camp of Making Your Own Destiny. So the idea of learning about your own demise is as laughable as it is... disconcerting. Not that he'd ever admit it.

Strangely enough, he gets a sense of peace from the graveyard. The dates on the stones are the closest he's been to his own time ever since he got here and he can't help but keeping his eyes out for names that he might know, ridiculous and impossible as it may seem.]


So. You think there's anything to it? Messages from the great beyond?

[He brings his hands together, then spreads them out wide.]

So what do you think your vision's gonna show? Me... I'd say motorcycle accident, loose headsaw or assassination plot by a competitor.

[A bit morbid? Maybe. But humor's much preferable to letting that uneasy feeling fester.]



iii. the lobster clause

Soooo run that by me again.

[If there is one thing Lee is very good at it is expressive faces.

And he's making a very expressive face during that meeting, taking it all in, before he leans over to his fellow attendee.]


We're going on a trip to find and kill a giant lobster.

Because the lobster is evil.

[He just. He needs some confirmation on what he just heard.]

Sure isn't how I pictured the apocalypse, gotta be honest with you...



iv. wildcard

[hmu! lee is a very extroverted and sociable guy who'd probably spend his first couple of days just exploring just about everything at ADI and the town.]
nevershutdown: (19)

arrival

[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-02 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Still finding my way around. And that's a pretty good costume!

[He means that. Like, he's visibly impressed and cheered up by it. Is it strange to find a stranger who just happens to be wearing a giant turtle costume? Eh. Not stranger than to be transported to a new place.

Should the costume be a priority? Probably not, but it is now.]


Did you make it yourself? How'd you get it looking so real?
hellojon: (i suspect that might work)

Re: lobster clause

[personal profile] hellojon 2023-04-02 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Now that is interesting. Elias lets out a small chuckle before shrugging slightly.

"Probably. What matters most in cases like this is fully getting rid of the body, destroying it in such a way that it cannot heal, revive, reform, and so on. Boiling the lobster and splitting it between twenty or so people should do the trick."

There's a pause before, "Of course, this whole 'Cult of the Leviathan' business raises some questions. If the cult is around the lobster, then there isn't a problem. But, odd as this may sound, if the lobster started the cult itself, people might balk at eating something so sentient."

Not Elias, though. Slap some butter on that thing and call it a day. Also, it says a lot about Elias that he's talking about a possibly sentient cult-starting lobster like it makes perfect, total sense.
nevershutdown: (60)

[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-02 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sentient."

Okay, this is getting wild, even in theory. Lee snorts at the idea of the crustacean starting the cult itself because how could you not.

"Really? The lobster? What, is he like a cursed prince that wooed the wrong mermaid?"

But the way Elias says it makes it clear that he's not angling for quick joke and Lee pauses.

"You're serious about this."
onceplayed: (C:)

[personal profile] onceplayed 2023-04-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Lee, you really do know just what to say to me!

What kind of ring are we considering here?

You know I’ve always favored a purple gem…
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i rip

[personal profile] ferriswheelsandfootball 2023-04-03 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Things he did not expect today:

Major Lorne suddenly rolling up in inexplicably dapper clothes excitedly taking a picture next to a motorcycle like he’s at Disneyworld.

John has to stare, just for a moment.

Obviously it can’t be Lorne—he’d have recognized him if it was, but it’s so wildly uncanny he’s got a chill down his spine.]


Uh, sure?

[At least the glamour is on so he appears, ordinarily human. But John seems to be having a difficult time using the tablet with both hands, as if he’s either afraid to grasp it with one hand or is reluctant to. He seems to settle on balancing it flat against one hand and using his right to take the picture.]

All right, say cheese.
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[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Then we'll get you a purple gem.

And sweetheart?

You could never be hideous to me.
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[personal profile] nevershutdown 2023-04-03 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
What? Why would I do that?

[Cheese? That strikes him as incredibly funny and lucky for the picture he just grins broadly at the suggestion. Sorry John, he's definitely not Lorne. All that professional control and down-to-earthness has been replaced by an effervescent happiness.]

Do you ride? I can't believe how clean that engine looks!

[Lee hurries over to him and eagerly snatches the tablet back to marvel at the high definition color picture of himself. Sorry, give him a second to Dorian Grey here.]

This place is incredible!
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[personal profile] onceplayed 2023-04-03 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, Lee Coulter, that might be just the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me.

I was worried…foolishly, even.

A large purple gem?

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